1.  He is Australian.

2.  He downloads awful books for me.

3.  He likes my silly poems.

4.  He sends me fun music.

5.  He married Anne.

6.  He is a fantastic research monkey.

7.  He has a similar sense of humor.

8.  He finds my awful jokes funny even if he won't admit it.

9.  He has lots of bunnies.

10.  He is an awesome friend.

11.  He plays LORD.

12.  He introduced me to Twitter.

13.  He is a good partner in crime.